A 'Best of' Love-Hounds
E4 - MiskMisk
Back to Dreaming E. MisK
And her voice! Blew me away. Not to mention the lyrics
-- while the "meaning" (totally subjective, as we all know =^) )
was difficult to exactly cipher, they just "sounded good," which I
think is more important than them having a deep meaning.
IED was all set to praise <rjc@COGSCI.ED.AC.UK>
for his/her admirable reminder that Kate, indeed, is God, when his
sensibilities were bruised by a coarse, raucous volley of 'What about "Tori"
/"Happy" /"Loreena" /"Stevie" / "Jane"
/"Peter" /"Dave",' etc., etc., ad nauseum, ad maximum
nauseum. Are you people even remotely aware of just HOW MUCH more
significant Kate Bush is than these...these...(splutter!)...other people?
Please, good fellow philocanines, get some perspeKTive! Have all Love-Hounds
gone completely mad in IED's absence? Is there not one among you who can
conceive of the One, True, and ONLY God?
-- Andrew Marvick (IED), reliably carrying out his
mission P.S.: Hi, Chris & Vickie. IED hasn't seen the comic book yet,
but when he does...ubboy!
just last week i started re-reading some old love-hounds
archives, reliving those glory days of old. it can hardly be a coincidence
that within 24 hrs of ftp'ing the old archives, IED pops out of hiding.
forces more powerful than any human mind can conceive are pulling strings. i
see the invisible hand of lady fate in these affairs.
-- Jon Drukman
> However, a True God would be able to crank out an album in less
than four years.
Heretic! You dare to question the wisdom and actions of
her KATENESS! You assume that it took her four years to produce a new album.
And others questioned what she was doing since 1989!
Well, let's look at some of the things that have
happened since 1989:
- Berlin Wall came down.
- End of Cold War.
- Collapse of the Soviet Union and end of other
- Reagan/Bush is out of office!
- Reagan/Bush is out of office! (it deserved
- New World Order (well, maybe that's not so good ;-))
- Democrats in office!
- Women holding more political offices than ever
before in U.S.
- Dan Quayle's no longer a heartbeat from the
- A Vice President who's pro-environment!
- Vegetarianism is gaining respect (I'm a Vegan so I
- and many more!
Now, how can any rational person attribute all these
things to mere coincidence! They are clearly the work of HER KATENESS! and
you complain about her album delays! She was very busy as you can see! I've
got no time for Heretics!
AS PUNISHMENT YOU MUST ALL DO THREE HAIL KATES
THREE TIMES A DAY,
WHILE BOWING TOWARD KENT!
THEN PULL YOUR MONEY AND BUY ME THE BOXED KATE CD SET!
- Michael B.
Is it so surprising that someone will from time to time
get a little irritable because Jon left the toilet seat up again
"We need bigger guns. These guns are too f^cking
I think if you say something a little bit too loud to
her she might faint.
"Let me explain about Genetic Engineering. That's
where you take a cell from a human being and put it into a sheep, in the
hope that one day it will go out and buy something." Neil Innes, More
The meterological mix of The Big Sky is neat too. Sounds
great when played LOUD!
the Voltairean principle:
"I may not agree with what you say, but I will
defend to the death your right to say it."
******"Never pass up an opportunity to shut up...."
Kate *is* God though. Always and forever. Amen :-)
"Everything is true."
"Even false things?"
"Even false things are true."
"But how can this be?"
"Don't ask me, man - I didn't do it."
*Anyone* who knows somebody who could even *consider*
using the words "Kate" and "androgynous" in the same
sentence is obviously even more out to lunch than was ever before possible.
Hope to irritate hundreds of people by posting without
really knowing anything;
"Have you ever spent days and days and days making
up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and
telephone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that
at all." -- Delirium
don't say i didn't warn ya...
the only flame i have for you is in my heart.
Jon-"Eat The Music" *still* sucks!-Drukman
so all his ranting goes in one ear and out the other.
Er, in one eye and out the other.
- Stev0 the spy:
"All I wanted was a Pepsi!" - Jorn
Windoze Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
That cloud looks like cumulus castellus...
"This cloud is nothin' but trouble."
"That cloud looks like snow..." "NO IT
"And we pause for the jets..."
but during the second showing (8 p.m. in Saskatchewan)
the satellite decided to play ring around the rosy, and the transmission
I'm not asleep. I'm just looking at my eyelids !
She's only not popular in America, and the only way
THAT'S gonna change is if America gets a sudden, unexpected IQ boost.
You should all pat yourselves on the back for a job well
IED is our Enforcer.
Some groups have a moderator. We have an Enforcer. IED
enforces the KaTe orthodoxy. Whenever he's away from the group (say, because
Andrew Marvick is pursuing something trivial like a Ph.D.), the group begins
to drift, become unruly, and has less KaTe content. (Andy Gough)
"For every problem there is one solution which is
simple, neat, and wrong."
- H.L. Mencken
KAY: "What do you think of essentialism, Drew?"
DREW: "I think it's basically crap."
-> I have 200% on my left. 200%, ladies and
gentlemen. Any advance on 200%?
"If the machine is out of order, please contact the
vending machine operator. Do not bang on the machine. He is not inside."
"You want ME to participate in publicity? I said
'Hello' to my neighbor yesterday! What MORE do you want?"
- A secretly recorded call between Kate and her agent
"You can go to a page and see a coffee pot in the
University of Cambridge in England!"
- Alex Bennett, explaining the wonders of The Web
"Big deal. I can go to the next room and see a
coffee pot right here!"
- Chuck Farnham, who was not impressed.
"When my father died, it was like a whole library
burned to the ground."
Welcome to the wacky world of recursion, folks!
- Stev0 the Stev0
"Footnote 13: This is the famous recursive footnote
(see footnote 13)."
Congratulations! You made it all the way through
SHE REALLY IS!
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