Ooh yeah, you're amazing,
We think you're incredible,
You say we're fantastic,
But still we don't head the bill,

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WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW,
Unbelievable.

When the actor reaches his death,
You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath,
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself,

He'll never make the screen,
He'll never make "the Sweeney",
Be that movie queen,
He's too busy hitting the vaseline.

Ooh yeah you're amazing,
We think you are really cool,
We'd give you a part my love,
But you'd have to play the fool.

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