Offer me a chocolate
No thank you spoil my diet know your game!
But tell me just how come
They smell of bitter almonds?
It's a no-no to your coffee homeground

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Pictures of Cripping lipstick-smeared
Torn wallpaper have the walls got ears here?

Well you won't get me with your Belladonna - in the coffee
And you won't get me with your arsenic - in the pot of tea

And you won't get me in a hole to rot (put me in a six foot plot)
With your hemlock on the rocks

Where are the plumbers Who went a-missing here on Monday?
There was a tall man
With his companion
And I bet you gave them coffee-homeground
Well maybe you are lonely
And only want a little company
But keep your recipes for the rats to eat
And may they rest in peace with coffee-homeground

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